“Just stop working me for like ten seconds straight. Stop jerking me around. Just drop the whole concerned dad thing and tell me the truth. You’re acting like me leaving town is all about me and turning over a new leaf, but it’s really about you. You need me gone, because your dickhead brother in law is never going to let up. Just say so. Just ask me for a favour. Just tell me you don’t give a shit about me and it’s either this….. it’s either this or you’ll kill me the same way you killed Mike. I mean isn’t that what this is all about? Us meeting way the hell out here…. in case I say no? Go on. Just tell me you need this.”
Hey, you know what? I have magical powers. Wanna see?